I'm pretty sure if you're reading this you should come to Barcelona tonight and help me celebrate my birth. You know I wouldn't do you dirty, far from it! We've got Ocelot in his first Austin performance since SXSW, Bird Peterson making his triumphant return to the ATX as well, Go Go Garcia the newest member of Sugartown Records, and The Scratch Academy's Prepmode! You aint seen a lineup like this since the best summer of your life! On top of all that, I went and pulled those lovely Sailor Jerry girls to hook you Peens up with free Sailor Jerry Rum from 11:30pm-12:30am. So show up, drop $3 spankies at the door, and then dance until those dreaded Barcelona lights come on. Be sure to find me, Don, and Orion to wish us old ass men a happy b-deezy!

For 2 years now, Manolo Black, Pagame, Orion, Hobo D, and DJ Dus a.k.a. The Peligrosa Allstars have been bringing killer tropical, cumbia dance parties to Austin, Texas. Yes, despite Orion's birthday being celebrated at Barcelona, Orion will be across the street at The Parish for Peligrosa's 2 year anniversary. If you hurry up and RSVP you can participate in the anniversary party for just $3, if you slack it'll cost you $5 at the door. 6th street aint ready, we takin' over this bitch for one night, then you can have it back, bro.

The good folks at Austin Vida have put together a damn good lineup for Beauty Bar. Live sets by Maneja Beto, El Tule, and Este Vato. All the while DJ Chorizo Funk will be all up in the mix. The cover for all of this Latin goodness is only $5, bueno?

Two of Houston's biggest names are taking on Table Manners Crew tonight at Plush. That's right, and Dayta vs Digg, Kid Slyce, DJ Crown and the whole crew. Its gonna be a hip hop blood bath, I guarantee it!

Over at The Spiderhouse there's gonna be another one of those dope HypeHeadz dance party! Tonight's all ages event featuring DeeJay YayYay, Dubbel Dutch, Tummy Toast, and visuals by VJ Decay is a celebration for the return of our friend Kidd Citrus! That dude is a straight up amazing dancer, go and watch!

Way too many names, both big and small, to name on this dance party! However, Paparazzi, Noel Sanger, Joe Nice, and Exceed are headlining, just to name a few. This will no doubt be a completely massive dance party, going on over at The Millennium Youth Entertainment Complex. Online Tickets are available for $23.25, I'm not sure how much walk ups will cost you.

You Peens know that I fully support all things TXRD. Well, tonight they're having a little fund-raiser down at Tiniest Bar in Texas. The theme is "Santa vs Satan", if you come dressed up for the theme you get in for $3, if not $5. Btw, Team Satan all day! Music is to be provided by Whiskey Business and Petals, so you know shit's gonna packed. Get there early, dress up, and get drunk.

When the lights go down in the city, well, you wanna be here! Music Gym is your one and only after party spot tonight, believe that! Just $5 at the door and then you get all the alcohol your poor liver can handle. We're making a huge effort to insure that booze doesn't run out, but you Austin kids sure can do some drinkin'! If its cold outside, inside B The Beat will keep you warm for the first hour with a set full of the raddest dancehall you've never heard! Then Hoodie Allen and Garrett Boyd will be taking music into their own hands for the remainder of the mother fucker. Hey, its fucking Austin, we go hard until the sun comes up! Again, I don't care where you've been all night long, The Music Gym (815 E. 6th St. - just across I-35 from dt 6th) is the one and only spot to hit at 2AM. Free alcohol, boom.

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